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Carl Pohlad still Fucking with the Twins?!?!

According to ESPN Insider, owner Carl Pohlad "didn't sound like he was going to change the club's approach" during a session with the media earlier this week when discussing the contract extension for Joe Mauer and the club's policy on not deferring money in contracts. That's fucking creepy, being that Carl Pohlad died in January 2009. The post says that Sid Hartman was the one who reported this so there might have been a seance at the Star Tribune.

Here's the link: http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/features/rumors

I don't know if Carl Pohlad will be involved with the Mauer negotiations, but maybe he can talk Kirby out of retirement. I didn't think that there was a corn field in the spot Target Field was built, but I guess don't know too much about the warehouse district in Minneapolis.

Merry Christmas, Fuckers

Fun Fact

Team Goalie Opponent GA Game Notes

District 5 Goldberg Hawks 17 First game against the Hawks.

Crookston Reese Fargo 18 Reese is worse than Goldberg.

Just enjoying a day off and watching the first Ducks movie on TV and noticed the final score of the first game Bombay coaches ends 17-0. Nice.

EDIT - The columns line up in the preview, not so much in the post. You get the idea. Reese was more pathetic than Goldberg. And Reese had goalie pads, Goldberg had magazines taped to his legs.

Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith Jr. from 8-Mile?

I don't even know how to describe it, you just need to watch it:

Katie Perry Wants Me

If Katie Perry wants to get my attention she is doing a good job. Yeah, she used a nickname I haven't gone by in recent years, but I'll forgive her, her tits are marvelous. Besides, she could call me shit-brick monkey fucker and I would probably cum in my pants just from her looking at me.

Reminds Me of Someone...

So this guy was arrested on Halloween for DUI and got his mugshot taken while still wearing his sweet breathalyzer costume. Apparently he was only a .16 which is pretty weak, but props for the costume. I'm reminded of new year's eve a few years back when somebody got thrown in the drunk tank in Fargo wearing a D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) t-shirt. Fucking classy.

Also, I have obtained actual video footage of "the dance" from last weekend's wedding and will be posting it here shortly. Pure gold. Stay tuned.