Jimmy "B-Rabbit" Smith Jr. from 8-Mile?

I don't even know how to describe it, you just need to watch it:

Katie Perry Wants Me

If Katie Perry wants to get my attention she is doing a good job. Yeah, she used a nickname I haven't gone by in recent years, but I'll forgive her, her tits are marvelous. Besides, she could call me shit-brick monkey fucker and I would probably cum in my pants just from her looking at me.

Reminds Me of Someone...

So this guy was arrested on Halloween for DUI and got his mugshot taken while still wearing his sweet breathalyzer costume. Apparently he was only a .16 which is pretty weak, but props for the costume. I'm reminded of new year's eve a few years back when somebody got thrown in the drunk tank in Fargo wearing a D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) t-shirt. Fucking classy.

Also, I have obtained actual video footage of "the dance" from last weekend's wedding and will be posting it here shortly. Pure gold. Stay tuned.

You're Doing It Wrong

I hate to bump Will's awesome post from the top spot, but it's time. Here we have the audio from quite possibly the best 911 call ever. And no it's not Doc calling the cops on his own party. Although I'm guessing this lady is a not so distant relative of his.