A-Rod Jr.

Well, it looks like the end is near for arguably the most famous C-Town alumnus. A-Rod Jr. Has been denied on all his appeals and at some point will serve out his death sentence. I have no idea if this means later this year or 10 years down the road that he'll finally feel that sweet sweet poison flowing through his veins, but either way, it's coming. Here's hoping Spike TV can somehow swing a deal and televise this event, or at the very least we can all pitch in and buy the pay-per-view.

A-Rod Jr. was a convicted level 3 (just one level below our own Skippy) who pretty much spent his entire life behind bars. I'm fairly confident growing up in C-Town with no skate park at the time was the reason behind all this trouble. Imagine if this guy could've rode his stolen Huffy down to Central Park and ripped it up for awhile with his other Mexican buddies, we might not even know who he is. Way to drop the ball Park n Rec of the 1960's.

One other thing; if you look closely at the date on the mugshot at the top of this post, you might notice it is exactly one day before another famous C-Towner was brought into this world. God must've noticed the world was much too peaceful that day and unleashed a different form of hell.