Where has the retard been??

Like everyone else in this world, I am wondering where Joe make hockey time has been this year. It was rumored that he had a concussion earlier this season. I figured his mush brain might be back in time for the Wisconsin series but I guess not. I think UND may have just finally realized that he is a liability, waiting to be the cause of a national apology for something stupid he is bound to do.

Side Theory:
This picture of Bucky Badger was sent to the Ralph last week. It appears that Bucky had been using Skippy’s work bench to get in some pectoral building pushups in anticipation for his rematch against the big dumb kid from UND. Joe caught Bucky off guard last year in the hallway and now it was time for Bucky to get his revenge. It seems that Joe preferred to stay on the short bus, licking windows, and shitting his diaper this weekend in order to avoid the ass kicking that Bucky was about to bring upon the young lad.

MN (choking) WILD

This picture reminds me a lot of the Wild game last night, or Skippy on a random Saturday afternoon, with pictures of Doc's mom below him on the workbench. At times last night, Martin Skoula looked like a young Joe "make hockey time" Finley out there...both being walked around in the same matter Skippy walks around the work bench stalking his young prey. Mr. Miller also scored his first NHL goal last night, too bad it happened to be in his own net. WOW, felt bad for that guy. Wild gave up two goals in about a minute span...it appeared to me that they went into the Minnesota Vikings Prevent Defense...there was shit all over the ice, I have not seen a good bed shitting like that in yrs.

SIDE NOTE: LET'S GO GOPHERS!!!!

Found this in the archives. Thought some might enjoy it.

A few items on Monday's list

A. someone please tell me that UND realized, how bad bad, big, Dumb, Joe "make hockey time" Finley is. I see he did not dress all weekend.
B. please check out this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWt1tGTHdkc explain to me, what in the hell this offical is doing
C. Gopher football team somehow cracked the nations best list.
D. St. Cloud needs to stop saying that next year is going to be the year, they were already mentioning that after the weekend sweep.
E. It looks like the Gopher hockey team has the speed of skippy in bed with Doc's mom.
F. the wild need to trade Gabby this week.