C-Town Bowling Bloggers Team takes last place

Ok, this is just too easy.
Going left to right: Jake Fee, Doc, Skippy (the early years), Buchmaier, Melsh, Sam, Fee standing behind him & it looks like a Reese...they all look the same anyways, so I don't know which one it is.

Is he doing what I think he's doing?

Here we have a candid shot of our own Doc doing what he does best: golfing while shitting himself. Talk about multitasking. Good thing he wore gym shorts instead of cargos or something somewhat respectable. Those things will rinse right out.

I'll have what he's having

Check out this footage of a young doc after a trip to the dentist.

Friday NIght in Kato

I am not saying that I totally agree with Don and his commnents....as I have been known to drink beer and yell at sporting events myself. However, I was in attendance last week at Mankato and it was a nightmare...it was like listening to doc, as he coahced skippy in a Saturday morning session with the BIG E to the P treee. I sat behind and to the right of the Minnesota bench...surrounded by retards. I will be the first to say that the Gophers sucked, their D sucked, Kangas sucked, their whole team sucked. It put me in about as much pain to watch them as Bucky H. was in the first time he contracted the clap from a young Jacob Reese in the shower.

What I think Lucia was referring too, was the inbread Mankato people sitting behind the bench dropping louder F bombs (than any of us ever have at the Final 5), yelling at everyone around them, throwing things at the bench, yelling at the players, and to top it all off, throwing numerous beer bottles on the ice. These people were insane, fucking idiots. I can tell you that captain jackass who works the aisles during the Final 5 would have had these guys booted in about 8 minutes. There were three guys in front of me who looked like it was their first time drinking, from my count, they dropped 5 to 6, 16 oz. bottles all while hugging like faggots and stinking of dirty mankato women's panty froth throughout the game. No lie, these guys stunk....get in the shower buddy. What topped the night off was the three dads from Mankato (i am guessing in their 40's) who got up and repeatedly would bang on the side of the U's bench and yell obscenities at the players...in front of 5-6 yr old kids. I have posted a picture of those two clowns.

Sorry Doc

Unfortunately for the young physician, here we have proof that his long lost love, nicky lauf, is no longer available. and what a loss for a doc. by definition, a rare beauty like that does come around very often. you just don't see sideburns like that on a manatee very often. i'd say i hope doc can move on, but we all know he is going to drink a bottle of morgan or one of his bastard cousins and forget all about it. Stay strong, Doc!

My Hero John Daly

Here we see John Daly's latest mugshot. He was arrested after passing out at a Hooters. This is one guy that could look at Doc and honestly say, "Get to my level."

MN (choking) WILD

This picture reminds me a lot of the Wild game last night, or Skippy on a random Saturday afternoon, with pictures of Doc's mom below him on the workbench. At times last night, Martin Skoula looked like a young Joe "make hockey time" Finley out there...both being walked around in the same matter Skippy walks around the work bench stalking his young prey. Mr. Miller also scored his first NHL goal last night, too bad it happened to be in his own net. WOW, felt bad for that guy. Wild gave up two goals in about a minute span...it appeared to me that they went into the Minnesota Vikings Prevent Defense...there was shit all over the ice, I have not seen a good bed shitting like that in yrs.

SIDE NOTE: LET'S GO GOPHERS!!!!

A few items on Monday's list

A. someone please tell me that UND realized, how bad bad, big, Dumb, Joe "make hockey time" Finley is. I see he did not dress all weekend.
B. please check out this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWt1tGTHdkc explain to me, what in the hell this offical is doing
C. Gopher football team somehow cracked the nations best list.
D. St. Cloud needs to stop saying that next year is going to be the year, they were already mentioning that after the weekend sweep.
E. It looks like the Gopher hockey team has the speed of skippy in bed with Doc's mom.
F. the wild need to trade Gabby this week.

Doc's Ex-girlfriend in the News

Here we have the sad news that Doc's ex-girlfriend has been arrested. It's easy to see why Doc was so in love with such a rare beauty, but you don't get to see the whole story until you read about her antics here. Only Doc could get to her level, or only she could get to his level. Either way, it's sad things didn't work out between them.

I found Doc.

I have located the Doctor, he has been at shoot to be included in the next Jonas Brothers calendar. I am thinking with a pose like that he will be located somewhere in the cold months...lots of hair on that guy.

I was blasting my pecs on the bench last night, I looked over only to see Skippers gal (not sure of name, looked very much like China) pushing up double the weight as myself.

Where's Doc?

It has been over 48 hours since Doc's last post. I can only imagine he is in detox or camping out for Jonas Brothers tickets. It is quite possible he was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct while camping out for Jonas Brothers tickets. Either way, someone get ahold of him and make sure he is still breathing.

Drunkin sailor

Doctorrrrrrrrrrrr, well I came into work today and what was the first thing I did.... yep you guessed it check the blog and it didn't take me long before I was holding my dick becuase i thought i was gonna piss myself after reading that drunkin display of blogging AKA another day in the life of the one and only Dr. Melbye. I also might add that I will retain the boat tarp boxers (fuck your mother Doc) as the crown for being the closest guess in the score last night, yes I know I wake up in the morning and piss and shit excellence.