Joe Mauer

Does he practice hitting into double plays? Soria walked the first two guys, why take the bat off your shoulder?

In other news, I have officially laid on the couch for 8 consecutive hours, leaving only to get food and shit. Carry on.

Drunkin sailor

Doctorrrrrrrrrrrr, well I came into work today and what was the first thing I did.... yep you guessed it check the blog and it didn't take me long before I was holding my dick becuase i thought i was gonna piss myself after reading that drunkin display of blogging AKA another day in the life of the one and only Dr. Melbye. I also might add that I will retain the boat tarp boxers (fuck your mother Doc) as the crown for being the closest guess in the score last night, yes I know I wake up in the morning and piss and shit excellence.