I’m stupid Joe, look at me!

Talk about retards, I happen to run across a picture this morning of the BIG, DUMB, Joe Finley. This guy is absolutely dipped in shit. He is to the Sioux, what Marty Skoula is to the Wild, what skipper is to the work bench, what beer is to a reservation, what Punto is to the Twins…all complete train wrecks waiting to happen. I am curious to see, how many times, can this retard, blow his load this yr. and fuck a game up for the fighting tribe. He may be more of a liability on the ice than Sean Kelly knees are on a day to day basis.

Happy Birthday Resident Retard!!!

It's that time of year again, when the air seems cooler and the buses seem shorter. Our own Hammy is born today. well, not today THIS year, but today nonetheless. it's a time for celebration for retards around the globe. C-town has been receiving birthday greetings to pass along to Hammy all morning, so i'll try to get some of them up here before too long. In the meantime, happy birthday retard. and here's hoping you peed your bed last night.

Matt Guerrier

Ladies and Gentlemen, Matt Guerrier! Fucker came in 5th place in a race of 3 retards. I blame Gardy as much as anyone, what was that fucker thinking? I actually hope the Sox win tonight and we can quit cheering for team dumb. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. i know it's not the Viking anymore, I know it's Rooters.

Hey Gardy.....

Let's make a deal. bring in guerrier. golf monday. i'll buy the beer. you are a fucking retard. i would rather see patrick shaumberg or robby ringstad on the hill right now. where is the trio of fat mexicans we've got available?