Don't Get in Skid's Way

Here we see a young man who crossed our own Eduardo Morlan. What could this kid have done to deserve being stabbed in the face with fork? The answer is simple: he budged in front of what he thought was a moose at a fargo area happy joe's. This kid put on his favorite twins shirt, gathered up all his change for the game room, and headed out to the happiest place on earth. little did he know that taking the last piece of pepperoni would set off such complete rage and land him in the ER for 7 hours.

Weekend of Disappointment

Well, the Vikings screwed the pooch again. God they suck. Thank God I could only watch the 4th quarter, and I barely watched that because the Twins were on. Speaking of the Twins, they better hope Detroit wins today. There is no way the Twins can beat the Sox 4 games in a row. That kind of domination is unheard of, unless you are talking about Skid and various buffets. On a positive note, there is less than 2 weeks until Gopher hockey starts. Finally I will have a reason to live again.