1st Period = Wild Collectively Shitting Their Pants

It was gross. Some stats from the first:

1. Wild outshot something like 14-3
2. Faceoffs seem to be 11-1 in favor of the Nucks
3. Completed passes by the Wild - i'd say 1

I must've missed the press release when the Wild hired Marty Anderson to coach the defense. I won't be surprised if he suits up for the second period to help out the boys, he was an absolute beast back in the day, just ask Monty. Speaking of Monty, has anybody heard from that clown in the last 5 years? i haven't. the only gossip i hear about him is when i make my quarterly visit to court for various charges and run into his old man.

I really shouldn't be talking about court visits with the crew that's coming down this week for the Wild and Vikes games, it's not a matter of if, it's who and for how long. knock on wood.