Doc, if ever there was a real life event for you to turn into a made-for-TV-movie, starring you (as the assistant coach, in this case), this is it...

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=903780

Check it out. It's a feel-good story about assistant coaches that cheer wildly as their girls basketball team racks up points in a 100-0 defeat of retarded kids.