Update on Skid's Phone

I have rock solid evidence that confirms that skipper's phone is still functioning and in his possession. It is impossible for him to send any outgoing messages or phone calls however, due to the barrage of text messages he is receiving night and day from his girl, E to the P, Palmtree. She is constantly sending him jibberish and/or quotes from the movie Step Brothers, or some type of combination of both. She is going for some type of world record. And this time it doesn't involve besting (redacted).

Notch