The Crushinator

This is an absolute brilliant idea Doc, this will really showcase how retarded we really are. Well yes as all of you already know my penis is no stranger to the pink taco, not afraid to play hide the weiner every now and again, and yes Hammy's cousin was the latest of my victims, man I really beat that thing up. I made it look like a "ham" sandwich when it was all said and done. No pun intended hammy..... actually yes pun was intended. Man I look good in a singlet.