Twins

9:10
I give up. The beer is getting the best of me and I am lazy. Might have some thoughts after the game or if something exciting happens. Don't count on it.

8:59
we have a dirt stache sighting on the bat boy. jesus h christ denny, shave that shit.

8:50
Big K for the Big Sweat. Twins get out of a jam without any damage. Hopefully the middle of the order can come through now. Man I must be getting drunk.

8:42
I'm getting bored. Probably gonna start watching some porn as well. For those of you that don't know, http://www.redtube.com/, is a gold mine.

8:34
Twins have made this abortion of a game interesting. 6-3 after 4.

8:29
Nick Punto must give Gardy the best head ever. There is no other explanation for it. In any other organization this guy is lucky to crack the starting lineup in AA. Not the Twins, though. There's your starting shortstop. Is Matt Tolbert hurt again? Did Brendan Harris play too well last night? I don't get it.

8:21
Guerrier in. Game over.

8:18
Holy shit. After this crapload of a 4th inning I might be devoting my entire evening to the Office.

8:00
Season premiere of the Office. My attention will be divided for the next hour.

7:50
This ump's zone sucks. Casilla and Mauer are out looking in my book.

7:38
I hate AJ Pierzynski. Pretty sure he crowned himself king of the douche bags when he bleached his hair.

7:30
Slowey is looking good early. All he has to do is last 7 innings so Mijares can come in. Where was this guy all year? Finally, on the third try, the Twins find a chubby hispanic that can get guys out.

7:26
Message to Ken Griffey: It's time to retire.