Friday, October 9, 2009

Phil Cuzzi Can Lick My Butthole

You've got one fucking job to do all night. Watch the game and if a ball lands on one side of the white line near you, point towards the field. If it lands outside that same line, hold both your faggy fucking hands up. There is absolutely no fucking excuse for missing that call when the ball lands less than 10 fucking feet from your face. If I ever see you in person I will twist off your head and spike it onto the floor of a nightmare you can't even imagine. Your children are in immediate and unbelievable danger. Fuck you, you fucking piece of monkey shit. Oh yeah, Joe Nathan, you're in the same fucking boat. You fucking fucker. Go fuck yourself.

7 comments:

  1. AMEN AMEN AMEN!!! I am hunting down that mother fucker and ripping his fucking anus out and force feeding it to him. You are my hero and we need to rally at the next game and break that faggots fucking skull.

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  2. wow, that is beyond over the top. maybe the twins should learn to score 1 run wit the bases loaded and 0 outs.

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  3. Look him up on Wikipedia - This guy is the Pete Rose of umpires. Cuzzi? I'm sorry my fellow Italian's, yet this guy is gettin' his money Gotti-style.

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  4. They did, 9:01pm - you dipshit. Mauer doubled, Kubel singled, Cuddyer singled.

    I can't believe that fuckhead Cuzzi called the Texiera HR fair - Clearly that was foul. Oh wait, is Cuzzi betting on baseball that that HR gave him a big pay day. Why hasn't MLB investigated this guy.

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  5. Exactly on the Cuzzi points. But I'd blame Gomez ahead of Nathan though. Without Gomez losing his mind (and his footing when he never should have been rounding second on that play in the first place) on the basepaths in the 4th, all Nathan's fuck-up does is brings the Yankees within one.

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  6. Regardless of how bad the Twins were with runners on or how bad Nathan was or how bad Gomez is at running the bases or how bad Gardenhire is at managing a game or how bad Mijares is at pitching to Texiera or how bad anything the Twins did at all does not compare to that call. If you give a team the lead in extra innings the entire dynamics of the inning change exponentially. Despite every one of the Twins' shortcomings, the call on the Mauer hit changed everything and there is no way that anybody can argue that. Phil Cuzzi is a self-proclaimed member of the Mafia and he clearly had a substantial amount of money riding on either this game or this series and saw a chance to alter the outcome and went with it. Major League Baseball needs to launch an investigation into this and Cuzzi needs to be prosecuted for his actions. What a joke.

    Steve H.

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  7. Holy shit where did the anonymous parade come from. I have to disagree that an investigation needs to take place, as far as I'm concerned we just need to eat 2 or 3 of his children and leave it at that. He'll get the point.

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