Saturday, May 23, 2009

Seriously, spontaneous combustion doesn't happen to humans, Gardy

Gardy, once again thinks that if a pitcher hits 100 pitches he will blow up, killing thousands. So tell me he pulls Santana after 7 shutout innings...right. So Thursday afternoon, Blackburn throws 82 pitches in 7 shutout innings, pulled for Mijares who surrenders a run. Slowey throws 92 pitches into the 8th, leading 11-2 and gets yanked Friday night. Tonight, Swarzkistan is throwing a gem and again yoink. Let's hire a manager that wears a uniform for chirst's sake.

And if the lineup from tonight deviates (save Kuebel for Boucher), Gardy confirms all accusations that he's a freakin moron. 37 runs in 3 games, Mauer stays in the 2 hole, enough...end of discussion and Punto was traded for a dog. They are having a lottery to see who gets to shoot the dog. I bought 2000 tickets.

Tid bit: Watching baseball tonight. The 1992 Blue Jays might have been the all time league leader in total mullets. Wow.

4 comments:

  1. How about just shooting punto? I'd take the Ween's credit card and buy all the tickets in that lottery! All I can say is at least Blade, "The Fag", didn't post this. Is "blade" A) an imposter trying to steal the nickname from a legend in C-Town? or B) A homo who can't find his own identity and is ashamed of his own opinons? Fuck Blade and kill punto!

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  2. I agree. Kubel is a better hitter than Linda Boucher. Hands down.

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  4. First off Fuck you Sammy, I was the original "Blade" (and when I say original I mean that I copied it from Dodgeball, obviously) and when united with Laser (Hams) we created an unstoppable drinking tandem...many people refered to us as BLASER!!!!

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