Guess Who?

I bet you'll never guess who's playing 3rd for the Twins tonight. I'll give you a hint, he's 0 for his last 11, made an error in the game already tonight, and likes to give blowjobs. Give up?

You got it. Our favorite tard. Gardy, being the mastermind that he is, just had to find a way to get Casilla and Punto in the lineup tonight so he moved Punto to 3rd with Crede being out once again with a sore ear or something. Splendid.