Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tichenor Strikes Again

Remember back in May when Redmond, Gardenhire, Varitek, and Francona were all kicked out of the same game? That dumbass of an ump was back in action tonight and made sure everybody knew he was in charge once again. Cabrera slammed his bat down after being called out by the first base umpire on a check swing (Tichenor was the home ump) and was immediately given the boot. Not even arguing a call Tichenor made, not arguing balls and strikes, not really arguing at all; just slamming his bat down into the ground. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this queer spent most of his days in high school with his underwear wedged up his butt and his head in a toilet. He makes Butch look level headed, I think he even told Cabrera "out of sight, out of sound."

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  1. Here are the real questions: How does he let it known that he would like to talk to the managers before the game? Does he put his arms out wide and signal with his fingers while yelling "mannaaggerrrrrrrrrsssssss!" Does he know how to properly go over the ground rules if there is a hole in the fence created by a stray dog? Has Chito ever threatened his life in a parking lot?

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