Random Thoughts

• Now that Jose Morales is back up with the Twins, there is no reason for Mike Redmond to ever see the field again. I'm pretty sure Morales is Eddie Munster's long lost twin, so he has that going for him, too.

• Brett Favre doesn't look right in purple, but I guess that's something we'll have to live with.


• Why can't Adrian Peterson block anyone? Seriously, just get in their way.


• Nickelback still fucking sucks.


• With or without that flaming Spaniard, the Timberwolves are irrelevant.


• I want to see Alexi Casilla and Skipper face off to see who can spit farther between their teeth.
  
• Gopher football starts this weekend. Time to get our hopes up during the non-conference schedule only to have them come crashing back to reality when the Big 10 hits.


• The Little League World Series is awesome, but it would have better if all the coaches wore flip-up shades and repeatedly yelled "rock and fire!".
  
• College hockey starts in about a month. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited about laying on the couch and watching nothing but sports from Friday evening until Sunday night.
  
• And finally, apparently this is what happens when you marry a 40 year old dude, move to Florida, don't work, and have nothing else to do besides life weights and work out.