Crookston Daily Times

Okay, I have to admit. This post has nothing to do with the Crookston Daily Times and which Altepeter family is having supper at which Erdmann family's house, or who's doing the best at raising horses near Gentilly. No, it's not about any of that. And it's not about workbenches, or Skipper, or Skipper and Burt Reynolds, or Burt Reynolds and workbenches. It's about clarification.

Who's birthday is it, Hammy or Skippy's? Or is it both. I guess it doesn't matter, cause whomever's birthday it is, I wish to send the same message: Have a crappy Labor Day and I hope your house burns down. Also, you masturbate to Nordy the Mulleted Bear. Also, happy birthday.