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Well, good news and bad news.

Bad news - contrary to popular belief, i have not been sleeping on any train tracks nor visiting crooks lately. hopefully both will change before too long.

Good news - i've been out drinking on the links a bunch since the twins got eliminated. oh, and playing some golf too.

this is probably the worst time of the year for Minnesotans who are displaced and can't make it to a UMC football game. Frankly, without UMC football, there is nothing to watch worth a damn. Every year from the time the twins season ends until gopher hockey starts, life is pretty damn boring. yesterday it was a cool 92 degrees when we got to the course. managed to get in 9 holes and 12 beers. would've been more like 18 holes and 6 beers, but there was a high school meet going on so it was slow as skippy on skates.

oh yeah, and i'm done with school at 12:45pm tuesday through friday and at 12:05 on mondays. should lead to many drunken afternoons on the golf course.

i'm also taking a day off next wednesday as the newly neutered Hammy is making a pit-stop in Phoenix on his way to horny time south of the border. i doubt we'll do much drinking when he's here. oh man i almost typed that with a straight face. in reality, we'll be at the bar by 10am betting on the horsies. ok, thats enough for now. fuck you all.