Mystery Child

Well Folks, it looks as if the first born child of the young Skippy and Maureen is about too pop out. I am still in disgust from her walking around at the Park Shop Halloween party like this, but Skippy said his insurance did not kick in for a few days so they needed to delay the child birth.
As you can see, Skippy has not been doing his BUSH Maintenance on his lady. Lots of work on the workbench will really tire a guy out.

I have spoken to other members of the park shop/water department who think the child may be Jeff Burke's as him and Skippy were known to frequent M-town's Va JJ after natcho breaks at the now defunct 7-11/Kum & go.

The city is using the money from the towns recent midnight madness to send all three to a showing of Mauri where both will battle it out for parental rights.